Favorite Facebook Statuses
I like this one…
‘I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to see things I’d started & hadn’t finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Sambuca, a bottle of vodka, a few bodle of budweeser, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now….’
and this one…
‘Amish Computer Virus
You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files.