Royal Baby Watch
Am I the only cold-hearted non-royal-baby watcher around these parts? I seriously couldn’t care less. With thousands of babies born everyday around the world, I simply cannot choose to pay attention to the birth of the one born with the golden spoon dangling from its lips while ignoring the one born in poverty. Plus, you know how I feel about royalty and all its trimmings. Waste of tax payers money if you ask me but luckily you didn’t.
I am not a total ice king though, I do find Kate a nice gal and I liked Diana. Who didn’t? What’s not to like? So I wish Kate the best in her delivery and hope all goes well for her. See? Told you I wasn’t that cold-hearted. Unless it is a virgin birth and taking place in a manger, I’m going back to bed. You could update me later with the name of the baby etc. Yawn.
Oh and by the way, don’t let me rain or your parade. Go ahead and watch the Royal Birth, camp outside the hospital, lock your televisions on the Royal broadcast, play royal baby trivia games, do whatever people do when the royals dames are pushing. It’s just MY TAKE.