So You Want To Free Your Nipples?
I understand that we are remaking and rebranding our society. I understand that to do this, we need to make some drastic, questionable and sometimes ridiculous changes to what we once held sacred. We need to be a more accepting society, we need to make everyone happy, change ‘Christmas’ to ‘holiday’, take bibles out of schools, yes, I totally understand. It’s a inconvenient necessity.
Gone are the days when egotistical men armed with personal agendas opened doors for the ‘weaker sex’. How rude of them! Equality for all! We need a non-gender specific world where men and women are free to roam around shirtless. Yes, in fact, we need an non-gender world period! It’s time we get with the times! Let’s raise our sons to be ‘its’ let them wear pink dresses, flaunt their freedom of choices, let our daughters show their nipples. Free The Nipples!
Of course it’s a travesty. Why shouldn’t women bare their chests to the delight of men? If Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj and a bunch of other highly respected celebrities are in on it, then why shouldn’t we take notice?
I am sorry but I can only maintain my sarcasm for so long. Of course the idea is utterly ridiculous! I am not against women fighting for some form of equality like equal pay, but sacrificing your self-respect to fight for something like showing your privates in public is definitely not the way to go. You will get noticed for sure but not the way you want or is it the way you want? What next? Don’t answer that. The unification of the bathroom? I hate to break the news to you women but when it comes to gender, the sex detector has determined that you ARE indeed a woman. Be proud of it. Accept the difference, yes there is a difference. Free your mind, not your nipple. And that’s just My Take.